My alarm clock woke me up this morning, and I went to work. As I was crossing the street outside were I live, a car came whithout headlights (which is illegal in Norway) and without stopping for me even though it was a marked pedestrian field (how rude!).

Anyway, I got across the street continued pass the buildings reaching the forrest marking that I’m half way to work. Then I remembered I had not eaten breakfast or done my usual morning bathroom routine. Looking down I also noticed i was still wearing my PJs with nothing but my rain coat over.

So I turned to go home, only to discover rush hour had begun, so I had to wait to cross the street in front of my house. As I was standing there a little white car zoomed past me and drove straight into the one way drive side street. Which happened to be pack cars in both lanes. Obviously it didn’t get far.

When I finally got home, I poured my serials into the bowl. I noticed there was something odd, since my usual serials were mixed in with some smaller thingies that looked like cat food.

And then my alarm clock rang…