Jabberwacky

November 11th, 2006

Had a chat with Jabberwacky the other day.
It went like this:

JW: I don’t love you.
Me: Didn’t say you do.
JW: Yes you did.
Me: Nope.
JW: You sure?
Me: Yep.
JW: How do you know?
Me: I can read.
JW: Oh ok

The Truth

August 15th, 2006

… seen through the eyes of a little boy

We have this saying where I come from:

You shall hear the truth from kids and drunks

I have this younger brother. Anyone who knows any kids know that they say a lot of weird stuff. So here is a small compilation of some of my middle brother’s utterances.

Age One: Ump
His first word. It’s supposed to be “Lamp”, which happens to be his first love…

Age Two: Auntie Line
This is what he said one day we came home, and he looked longingly at the kids in the yard next door who where jumping up and down in a big TrampoLine…

sukkererterAge Three: We Won’t Die
That is what he thinks will happen (or won’t happen) when he and Mummy has planted the sugar pea seeds she brought home… (Still haven’t found out what brought him to that conclusion…)

Age Four: Were you flustered?
What he asked me when he came running around the corner of the house thinking he had scared me half to death coming so fast… (Do four-year-olds say flustered?)

Age Five: He’s nuts
Talking about our even younger brother (three at the time), who can be quite wild at times…

Age Six: She’s pretty wimpy… and I’m pretty nice
Talking about my Oh-So-Easy-To-Scare Cat…

Age Six: I can’t walk home, because my legs break when I walk
When he came to visit me after school (I live right next to his school), but didn’t want to walk home…

Age Seven: You just wait, I’ll get back at her. I’ll invite her too!
His comment after a girl in his class made fun when he invited another girl in his class to his upcoming birthday party. (Both of them came, by the way)

Age Eight: I have made a gorgeous family
Proudly telling me he had The Sims 2 on Playstation…

Several years ago:
And here is the little dude himself, proudly wearing our grand father’s ancient glasses. This picture is from some time between “Ump” and “Auntie Line” I think. Wasn’t he adorable?

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Twigs

August 1st, 2006

There seems to be no limits as to how much stuff that can fit in my previously mentioned Oh-So-Easy-To-Scare cats coat. She is part Norwegian Forest Cat, which means that her coats is quite long. The twigs and other plant objects in the picture were found between her hind legs after one trip outside.
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Bed covers

July 14th, 2006

For some reason my kitty cat likes sleeping inside my bed covers…collage

Mumbles

June 12th, 2006

I started thinking about people who mumble today, and remembered my college neighbor. He was a really smart, sweet and helpful, and probably the most quiet guy in the dorms. However he had this one bad habit; he mumbled. I remember us having long conversations where he’d talk a lot, and I wouldn’t understand a thing, disguising this as much as possible by nodding, mm-ing and saying yes at odd intervals, hoping it would fit whatever he was talking about… It just goes to show, I guess, that high intelligence and good articulation don’t necessarily go hand in hand…

GMail?

April 7th, 2006

I was sitting in my office, which I share with 10 co-workers (great bunch of people by the way), with one of them. At the time she was checking her mail, when suddenly she asked

Have you seen GMail?

Her question puzzled me, since I set up her GMail account a few months ago, but she realized her own mistake and added

… the movie? The one with… ehm…

at which point I understood that she was talking about “You’ve Got Mail” and asked

Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan?

to wich her answer was a thrilled (and somewhat embarrassed)

YES!

The sink?

March 1st, 2006

My youngest brother (5 years old) joined his older brother (we’re a my, your and our kids kinda family) into a public rest room, and got quite a suprise at what his brother did and asked:

You pee in the sink?!?

Feline Fun

January 8th, 2006

I have two cats. I have already mentioned one. My dear Oh-So-Easy-To-Scare cat. The other one is quite the opposite. She doesn’t scare easily, and tackles new challenges with the ease and composure that is so typical for cats. Let’s call her my I’m-On-Top-Of-The-World cat. They are both females. Not that I’m such an expert, but their “areas” match the discriptions of female “areas”, and I’m sure the vet would have told me if they were males when they both were operatet…

Cat
A small carnivorous mammal (Felis catus or F. domesticus) domesticated since early times as a catcher of rats and mice and as a pet and existing in several distinctive breeds and varieties.
- Dictionary.com

Here is a presentation of my two sweethearts, and how they came to be a part of my life.

My I’m-On-Top-Of-The-World cat

sala_green_eyesThis was my first cat. Well, not really my first, but the other two were family cats. This one is the first I got after I moved away from home. She’s a mix between a race I believe is called Holy Birma and some tomcat from the neighbourhood. She has a lot of attitude, and talks a lot. Unfortunately I don’t understand half of it, although I wish I could. The biggest problem I had with her was her lack of control of her claws. I still have the scars in my thighs from those days (and weeks). For the first few weeks, before I got my second cat, she would always sleep right next to my head at night. I never had any trouble getting enough sleep. This changed drastically when cat no. 2 came…

My Oh-So-Easy-To-Scare cat

sisik_yellow_eyesThis one I picked up about 3 weeks after the first one. She lived in a shed with her brother (the previous owners said that that one was a female aswell, but I think the lump between “her” legs say otherwise), and had not spent much time inside a house with people around her all the time before. The result was that she lay stiff as a board, preferably in the window frame, and wouldn’t eat, drink or even do the necessary you-know-what in the litter box unless I was in bed. After a couple of days she started relaxing a bit. Until the phone rang (that doesn’t happen very often) and she ran and hid under the kitchen counter. I don’t have a proper stove, so there’s a hole that’s not supposed to be there. So there she lay for a couple of days, only coming out after I’d gone to bed to eat and drink and do you-know-what. Needless to say I was getting kinda desperate at this time, contemplating wether I should send her back where she came from. I really thought she’d be better of there. But the second day I got help, and finally she was out (and the opening securely sealed). During this time I had taken the advise from a lot of people, and let my grand parents take the other cat, so that the new cat would get used to being here. But now I was desperate to get my little darling back home, so I went and got her. And what a change. Finally the newbie came forward and took some initiative. The “old” cat wasn’t to happy, hissing at the newcomer, but after a couple of days of the newbie trying to “court” the reluctant oldie they are now the best of friends.

So what has this to do with sleep? You see, the two little rascals started playing at night. Laudly. Running from one end of the appartment to the other. And then back again. A lot. I didn’t really know how much this affected me until i started getting dizzy. And i din’t even realize what caused my dizziness the first couple of days. Until the first day at work… That’s when it hit me. That night was the first night I didn’t let them roam the appartment as they wished. I’m sure their period in “lock up” wasn’t no. 1 on their Things-I-Want-To-Do-list, but the next time I let them go free during the night, less than a week later, they actually behaved somewhat decent. And I got my sleep AND company in bed. Yay!

Tomorrow

December 10th, 2005

My little brother (5 years old) came to visit yesterday, and we started talking about christmas calendars.

He: I opened number 9 today.
Me: You did? Why?
He: Because I opened number 8 tomorrow.

Birthday Party

December 2nd, 2005

Speaking of my middle brother’s birthday, he came home a few days before The Big Day and told his mum he had invited a girl to his party. Another girl had overheard them and mocked them. But Lil’ Bro had made his plan:

Just wait. I’ll get back at her. I’ll invite her too!

The revenge is sweet

(For the record: The mocking girl did come to the party)